Resort Transfers

what do you think about the length of time it takes to complete a transfer? it is like a soap opera with more twists and turns than a glasgow taxi..it usually starts with a rumour in a paper.then the players agent will deny it.and the player will deny it.then the club will say he's not for sale.and he's going nowhere.then comes the will he? wont he?..the players representatives are locked in talks..they are expected to sign this week.what dya think?